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A Very Merry Unbirthday!


No room! No room! Another arbitrary year has passed. And it’s that time again when people make their new year’s resolutions. This year, again, I resolve to make no resolutions. And look! I’ve failed already.

Today, like tomorrow and yesterday, can also be labeled a special day. Every, single, day can be hallmarked. Better celebrate! Consciousness awareness day is coming up on January 2nd! Come on.

It’s sad that we need a new year to make resolutions. Why can’t it be enough that we’re fat, and resolve to exercise? Because we lie. We lie to ourselves thinking that tomorrow, we’ll change. Yeah, that laundry pile can wait while I’m urgently watching my Walking Dead download creep along 150kb/s.

Every day is an unbirthday. If you’re going to make resolutions for one day of the year, you’re lying to yourself thinking that because it’s January again, you can change. Rather than make one seemingly impossible resolution, make small resolutions every week, and make them doable.

Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines. Actually, don’t pray at all. Do it. Celebrate your unbirthday.

That’s not tea they’re drinking. You must have a cup of tea!

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