For all the people who have nothing better to do.
Keep in mind the order has no significance (number 1 is no more important or urgent than number 658).
“The List” is a compilation of all the things I have done or have yet to do (and will most definitely do) that have given me some sense of joy.
Number 1: Kill a spider with your bare hands.
Wikipedia: “In Western societies, as many as 55% of females and 18% of males are estimated to experience arachnophobia.” Sure, wikipedia isn’t the most credible source, but who’s going to argue the numbers? Let’s face it, most of us are scared of spiders. We keep our distance and kill them with newspapers, brooms, and even vacuums. Now think how satisfied you’ll feel if you crush one with your bare hands.
Disclaimer: not to be performed on large, poisonous spiders.